Posts Tagged ‘conference’

Kodak Portra

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

I started to realise that I was liking the look of photos shot on Kodak Portra. I wanted to shoot some of it to see what I thought. I bought a pack of 5 rolls of 160VC from Glazer’s just before heading to OSCON.

Here are some of the shots I got:
Selena

Dustin

Mark

Helen


(granted I didn’t press the shutter release, but I like it)

HiPurr Camp!
Is the one that sealed it for me. This was the “ahh… I can use this for all sorts” shot.

All of these were developed and scanned at the Walgreens down the street. I could probably do better scans of some… but this was awfully less work for me.

I am really liking the skin tones from it. The vividness of colours also comes through while retaining excellent skin tones (certainly not always the case). I may even end up shooting some at Burning Man (did buy more rolls yesterday!)

There is (of course) more being added to my Kodak Portra 160VC set on flickr.

At OSCON

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

I’m at OSCON this week. Come say hi and talk Drizzle, Rackspace, cloud, photography, vegan food or brewing.

Drizzle @ Velocity (seemed to go well)

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

Monty’s talk at Velocity 2010 seemed to go down really well (at least from reading the agile admin entry on Drizzle). There are a few great bits from this article that just made me laugh:

Oracle’s “run Java within the database” is an example of totally retarded functionality whose main job is to ruin your life”

Love it that we’re managing to get the message out.

Interesting Videos from the MySQL Conference and Expo

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

There’s a good number of videos appearing online from the MySQL Conference and Expo that was on last week.

Here’s a short list of interesting things to look at if you weren’t able to make the sessions. Obviously, this is from my view as a Drizzle developer. There were other interesting things, but this list is more focused towards where my Drizzle brain is stimulated.

Drizzle BoF at the MySQL Conference and Expo

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

At the 2010 O’Reilly MySQL Conference and Expo there will be a Drizzle BoF!

It’s currently scheduled for 7pm on April 13th.

Come along, it will be awesome.

on presenting

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Dilbert.com

This is totally not confined to at-work presentations.

The number of sessions I have sat through that could have taken 5 minutes instead of 20,30,40 or even 60 is amazing. Remember: I have not flown half way around the globe to see you read. I have come to hear a story, to see how conclusions were formed and interact.

Often, the tools are deficient. Powerpoint encourages bad habits (you can use PowerPoint for excellent slide decks too, but ignore the temptations of boring templates, bad effects and dot lists). The dot point list is more often than not your enemy. I (and anybody else in the audience who has learnt to read) can read your dot points faster than you can. While I’m reading, I’m not listening to you. If you spoke a cure for all forms of cancer just after having put a slide up filled with dot points… 90% of people will miss it.

Now, dot points are an excellent way to remind you what the heck you’re meant to be talking about (and in what order). Use presenter notes! They are really useful.

If your laptop/presentation software doesn’t support a “presenter” mode that lets you view presenter notes but not the whole room, simply write them down, print them out, or anything like that. One simple practice run through will make you be able to do this seamlessly.

The last couple of presentations I did were completely assembled using 280slides.com. An excellent web app for doing presentations. It will import and export ODF (and other formats) so you’re not tied to a (unfortunately) non open source web app. That being said, it ran fine in my browser and unlike OpenOffice.org, did not make me want to stab people repeatedly every time I used it.

So, Stewart’s quick tips:

  • Tell a story. How did you get to your conclusions?
  • Don’t just read. Use visuals to accompany the talk. Visuals aren’t the talk.
  • Practice. Just once or twice through will make things a lot smoother.

Equipment:

  • Make sure your equipment works beforehand. Nobody wants to see you fiddle around with your Windows/OSX laptop only to find out you didn’t bring the dongle or can’t operate the Displays control panel. (Interestingly enough, I see Linux “just work” more than Windows or OSX these days).
  • If there is a microphone, use it. I don’t want to struggle to hear you.
  • If you are constantly using a laser pointer you either have too much on your slides or the slide does not highlight the important information. (laser pointers are useful when people ask questions though)

One blog I love on the subject is Presentation Zen. I’ll also recommend the book, but you can get so much just from the web site.

Some excellent recent presentations:

  • Simplicity Through OptimizationPaul McKenney
    Paul is able to explain RCU clearly and concisely through visuals. You are left with no doubt that this does really work. The visuals are not everything, they assist in the telling of the RCU story
  • Teach every child about foodJamie Oliver
    I watched this online. Note how not everything was smooth the whole way. Also note how this was still effective. Passion is an awesome tool. Check out the simple graph showing lead causes of death: simple and effective.
  • Bill Gates on energy: Innovating to Zero!
    Historically, Bill Gates has not been the most engaging speaker. We can all forget the horrible PowerPoint slides with four hundred dot points about some release of something that nobody cared about. This is different. Clear, concise, engaging and simple visuals to make the point.

On my way to MySQL Conference and Expo, Drizzle Developer Day all in sunny California

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Well… Santa Clara – not as cool as California leads you to believe…. but it’ll be an awesome week. See you all there soon.

Drizzle low-hanging-fruit

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

We have an ongoing Drizzle milestone called low-hanging-fruit. The idea is that when there’s something that  could be done, but we don’t quite have the time to do it immediately, we’ll add a low-hanging-fruit blueprint so that people looking to get a start on the codebase and contributing code to Drizzle have a place to go to find things to do.

Some of my personal favourites are:

Also relatively low hanging fruit can be writing some plugins. Some simple plugin types include:

  • Authentication
    Got somewhere that you could authenticate against for connecting to a DB? Write a plugin for it! Current auth plugins are auth_http and auth_pam.

    • Perhaps you want to authenticate against a central DB? checking in memcached first?
    • Perhaps a htaccess style method
  • Functions
    Apply some function to a column. These are pretty simple to write (see md5, compress examples). Perhaps interfaces to encryption/decryption? a hashing function?

    • ROT13
    • 3DES
    • AES
      Bonus points if you get any of these to use the T2000 crypto accellerator stuff
    • ID3 tag decoding
    • file type detection (well.. BLOB)

So there’s a fair bit you can do to get started. Best of all, you can chat with the Drizzle developers next week at the MySQL Conference and Expo and Drizzle Developer Day.

Drizzle Developer Day reminder

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

We’re having a Drizzle Developer Day just after the MySQL Conference and Expo next week. You don’t have to be attending the conference to come to the Drizzle Developer Day. Just bring your enthusiasm for free databases, Drizzle and good software. Spaces are limited, so head on over to the signup page and fill in your name if you haven’t already

If coming from the Hyatt Regency Santa Clara (where the MySQL Conference and Expo is), at least I will be driving from there, so let me know if you want a lift.

MySQL Cluster Tutorial

Friday, March 27th, 2009

This year I am again giving a MySQL Cluster Tutorial at the MySQL Conference and Expo. As those who have attended before can tell you, this is a hands on tutorial. I don’t just stand up the front and talk at you for a day, that would be very boring (for all of us). While there is a good amount of presented material (there is a decent amount of theory to get through), there is a large component that involves setting up a cluster, putting data in, getting data out, backup, restore.

So if you’re wanting to learn about MySQL Cluster in a nice and friendly hands-on environment, I can recommend coming to my tutorial.

The tutorial isn’t the be-all and end-all tutorial. It does not teach you everything. It does give you a decent introduction though.

Speaker: MySQL Conference & Expo 2009 – O’Reilly Conferences, April 20 – 23, 2009, Santa Clara, CA

Friday, December 19th, 2008

Yes, I’m speaking at  the upcoming MySQL Conference & Expo 2009 – on April 20 – 23 (and yes, it’s in Santa Clara again).

I have three sessions:

MySQL Cluster Tutorial: this time with 6.4 feature goodness. Very hands-on, very interactive.

MySQL Cluster on Windows:  (insert witty text about hating operating system freedom here)

Memory Management in MySQL and Drizzle: not magic setting of buffer variables, but memory allocation and management inside the server, a bunch of malloc() discussion and hopefully some interesting numbers.

MySQL Conference & Expo 2009 – CFP open

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Is it that time already? MySQL Conference & Expo 2009 has opened the CFP.

Submit (well) early and often. It’s always an exciting (and exhausting) conf. Good technical, relevant content is what makes it good. Getting to talk to people who do amazing things, people who use your software, people looking to use it, people who want to chat about how you can learn off each other.

Any suggestions for what you’d like to hear from me (Cluster, Drizzle et al) are welcome – either via private mail or comments here.

OSCON

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Arrived okay – long travel, but in one piece. Staying at the doubletree.

Monty Taylor’s UC2008 talk

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

possibly:

“Achieving Web 2.0 Social Networking Synergies with NDBAPI through MySQL Proxy”

(yet another possible cool thing coming from a quick hack at DevConf)

MySQL Conf coming up (and memories of last year)

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Andy Dustman just blogged referencing his previous posts on last years MySQL User Conference. This years is coming close (April 23-26) and the pressure to have all my presentations all perfect is mounting (err.. by the way, they will be).

Last year was a blast. Long days (and into the evenings) with sessions, BoFs, food and beer discussing all sorts of things that in some way related back to databases (and rather often, surprisingly enough, MySQL).

What was also great was being able to talk to lots of people who are doing real things out in the real world abotu MySQL Cluster and if it’s remotely suitable to their application. Often the answer can be “I think you’re looking for replication”, which is perfectly okay too.

I’m in a few days early (and around a few days after) – so if you’re around the area do give me a yell – it’d be cool to hang.

FYI, I’m giving the following sessions:

  • MySQL Cluster: The Complete Tutorial (Parts I and II)
    Which is a total of 6hrs of MySQL Cluster goodiness. It’s aimed at people who know MySQL (or are pretty good with other RDBMSs and can fake it) and are wanting to know about MySQL Cluster. It’s a hands-on tutorial, so be prepared!
  • Introduction to MySQL Cluster
    A 45minute whirlwind introduction to MySQL Cluster. Assumes some MySQL knowledge. Good if you’ve heard about this cluster thing (even from just reading the title of this session) and want to know what it’s all about.
  • Exploring New Features in MySQL 5.1 Cluster
    A 45 minute blast of a session on what’s new for MySQL Cluster in the 5.1 release. This will cover just about everything that was in my last years presentation on the same topic. So if you came to last years and come to this one again… I’m going to make fun of you for being a groupie :)
  • Bleeding Edge MySQL Cluster: Upcoming Cool Things
    A whole hour on the stuff you shouldn’t use in production. The topic list is sort-of known… it really is what is the latest and greatest that should be coming to a tree somewhere, sometime… this year. We’ll no doubt talk about online add node, online add/drop attribute, multithreaded NDB kernel, API improvements and a whole lot more!
  • The Design and Internals of MySQL Cluster
    What happens under the hood in MySQL Cluster? Find out here! An hour for those with the real technical mind. If source code and network protocol discriptions scare you, possibly not for you – expect an hour of coolness.

Yes, there seems to be a “Stewart” track at the conf :) Aparrently people enjoyed my session last year… so there was a tendancy to accept my sessions this year.