{"id":1046,"date":"2008-03-25T13:51:23","date_gmt":"2008-03-25T03:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/25\/possibly-the-worst-movie-ever-in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale-2007\/"},"modified":"2008-03-25T13:51:23","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T03:51:23","slug":"possibly-the-worst-movie-ever-in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/25\/possibly-the-worst-movie-ever-in-the-name-of-the-king-a-dungeon-siege-tale-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"Possibly the worst movie ever: In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Watched In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)<\/a> the other day. Fucking awful. Only watch while unconcious and wanting to have the remaining life sucked out of you. We took to making up dialog for the people on the screen – and ours was better.
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Watched In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007) the other day. Fucking awful. Only watch while unconcious and wanting to have the remaining life sucked out of you. 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