{"id":1116,"date":"2008-05-27T09:18:10","date_gmt":"2008-05-26T23:18:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/?p=1116"},"modified":"2020-07-29T18:59:35","modified_gmt":"2020-07-30T01:59:35","slug":"ehorizons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/27\/ehorizons\/","title":{"rendered":"eHorizons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I flew back into Sydney on Sunday morning to give a tutorial at Sun&#8217;s Expanding Horizon&#8217;s summit. It was a half day tutorial on MySQL Cluster &#8211; so a shortened version of the one I&#8217;ve given at the MySQL User Conference for the past few years. I had about 15 attendees, all of which had done their homework (It probably help that they were pestered via phone :)<\/p>\n<p>The tutorial went really well. It really helps when everybody has done the homework and already have Linux and MySQL Cluster installed. Everybody got up and running (we used mysql-test-run to start a cluster, not writing the config file from scratch, which made things happen a lot faster). Also got some good feedback &#8211; yay! We may even have some people look to deploy it after attending, always a plus.<\/p>\n<p>I also gave a &#8220;Scaling MySQL&#8221; talk that was well attended. I didn&#8217;t talk at all about query optimisation, mysqld configuration tuning or stuff like that &#8211; instead focusing on making the app saner, caching etc. memcached, of course, got a good mention :) It seemed to go down well, some good questions, and a rather full room.<\/p>\n<p>So a rather productive two days for spreading the freedom love.<\/p>\n<p>However, the conference dinner was complete FAIL on account of the venue. I don&#8217;t know which vegetarians\/vegans call beef and fish vegetarian, but I&#8217;ve never met one (hint: they don&#8217;t exist). This is *after* the explanation on being vegan. Then&#8230; there was some discussion about pasta with a tomato\/vegetable sauce, never came. So as others were finishing meals, again inquire &#8211; eventually, something was brought over. Undercooked rice and undercooked steamed vegetables. I don&#8217;t know who eats that for dinner (hint: nobody). Of course, after the pasta discussion, I then selected a wine that would go with it. After more of the stuff-ups, I pointed out that there was no way I was going to pay for the wine when shit like that was served (yes, in those words&#8230; perhaps I&#8217;ve been watching too much Gordon Ramsay).<\/p>\n<p>It was the first time <strong>ever<\/strong> that I&#8217;ve left a restaurant during a function, gone down the street, gotten take away and brought it back. Novotel Brighton Beach (in Sydney) &#8211; you suck.<\/p>\n<p>(there&#8217;s also a beutiful view across the bay of the runways of Sydney airport&#8230; which is fine if you can sleep through planes landing an taking off, like i can, but i know others can&#8217;t).<\/p>\n<p>Will never stay at the Novotel Brighton Beach voluntarily, ever. On the plus side, the guy at the desk when checking out was very apologetic&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I flew back into Sydney on Sunday morning to give a tutorial at Sun&#8217;s Expanding Horizon&#8217;s summit. It was a half day tutorial on MySQL Cluster &#8211; so a shortened version of the one I&#8217;ve given at the MySQL User &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/27\/ehorizons\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14,40,758],"tags":[45,41,44,43,42],"class_list":["post-1116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mysql","category-sun","category-talks","tag-brighton-beach","tag-ehorizons","tag-hotel","tag-novotel","tag-sydney"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5a6n8-i0","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1597,"url":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/27\/mysql-cluster-tutorial\/","url_meta":{"origin":1116,"position":0},"title":"MySQL Cluster Tutorial","author":"Stewart Smith","date":"2009-03-27","format":false,"excerpt":"This year I am again giving a MySQL Cluster Tutorial at the MySQL Conference and Expo. 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