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This is fun, brutal and hard.<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who submitted: never be disheartened by not having it accepted: there are so many good papers for linux.conf.au we could probably hold two conferences and they&#8217;d both be excellent.<\/p>\n<p>We do, however, only have one conference &#8211; so good papers get left out.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. since I just bought a house the only forms of bribes currently being accepted are large contributions towards my mortgage.<\/p>\n<p>P.P.S. smaller contributions probably accepted too.<\/p>\n<p>P.P.P.S. I&#8217;m not the only reviewer you need to bribe&#8230; but if you&#8217;ve got a spare few hundred thousand dollars, you probably have enough to bribe enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;sarcasm&gt;Because I had nothing else on this month.&lt;\/sarcasm&gt; I&#8217;m currently reviewing linux.conf.au papers. This is fun, brutal and hard. 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