{"id":1207,"date":"2008-09-09T15:29:56","date_gmt":"2008-09-09T05:29:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/?p=1207"},"modified":"2013-12-18T08:57:45","modified_gmt":"2013-12-17T22:57:45","slug":"best-use-of-the-word-fuck-for-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/09\/best-use-of-the-word-fuck-for-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Best use of the word ‘fuck’ for today"},"content":{"rendered":"

A Web OS? Are You Dense? – Ted Dziuba<\/a><\/p>\n

All this crap about moving everything into another 5 layers of abstraction down just means we’re never going to have a computer that’s visibly any faster than an Apple \/\/ to any user sitting in front of it… Sure, it can recalculate your spreadsheet faster (as long as it’s not an online spreadsheet running in a browser), but menus take longer to appear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A Web OS? Are You Dense? – Ted Dziuba All this crap about moving everything into another 5 layers of abstraction down just means we’re never going to have a computer that’s visibly any faster than an Apple \/\/ to … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5a6n8-jt","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":288,"url":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/14\/gnumeric-or-openoffice\/","url_meta":{"origin":1207,"position":0},"title":"gnumeric or OpenOffice","author":"Stewart Smith","date":"2004-10-14","format":false,"excerpt":"for spreadsheet (tax time again) i like gnumeric - but it doesn't have that split screen view thing that i find really useful. oh well... i only use a spreadsheet a handful of times in a year","rel":"","context":"In "General"","block_context":{"text":"General","link":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/category\/general\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1639,"url":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/15\/ndb-kernel-size-over-releases\/","url_meta":{"origin":1207,"position":1},"title":"NDB Kernel size over releases","author":"Stewart Smith","date":"2009-05-15","format":false,"excerpt":"So Jonas pointed out that the NDB kernel hasn't changed too much in size over releases. 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