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This type of appauling behavior is prohibited in the STRIP joint. Especially not in the fish bowl!<\/p>\n

\"Please
\nThat’s: “Please do not tap the glass (it disturbs the fish)” on the left, and “Welcome to the Monkey House, The Code Monkey House” on the right.<\/p>\n

\"Perl
\nThe big camel is a perl program that prints the small camels. This is also not allowed.<\/p>\n

The Committee for the removal of Fun and Humor has struck again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This type of appauling behavior is prohibited in the STRIP joint. Especially not in the fish bowl! 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