{"id":2047,"date":"2010-06-29T21:24:10","date_gmt":"2010-06-29T11:24:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/?p=2047"},"modified":"2020-07-29T18:58:42","modified_gmt":"2020-07-30T01:58:42","slug":"drizzle-velocity-seemed-to-go-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/29\/drizzle-velocity-seemed-to-go-well\/","title":{"rendered":"Drizzle @ Velocity (seemed to go well)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Monty’s talk at Velocity 2010<\/a> seemed to go down really well (at least from reading the agile admin entry on Drizzle<\/a>). There are a few great bits from this article that just made me laugh:<\/p>\n

“Oracle\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s \u00e2\u20ac\u0153run Java within the database\u00e2\u20ac\u009d is an example of totally retarded functionality whose main job is to ruin your life”<\/em><\/p>\n

Love it that we’re managing to get the message out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Monty’s talk at Velocity 2010 seemed to go down really well (at least from reading the agile admin entry on Drizzle). There are a few great bits from this article that just made me laugh: “Oracle\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s \u00e2\u20ac\u0153run Java within the … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[75,758],"tags":[102,70,316],"class_list":["post-2047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drizzle-work-et-al","category-talks","tag-conference","tag-drizzle","tag-velocity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5a6n8-x1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2907,"url":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/25\/there-is-a-story\/","url_meta":{"origin":2047,"position":0},"title":"There is a story….","author":"Stewart Smith","date":"2012-05-25","format":false,"excerpt":"I have a friend who is fond of telling a story from way back in November 2008 at the OpenSQL camp in Charlottesville, Virgina. 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