{"id":2189,"date":"2010-11-06T12:57:34","date_gmt":"2010-11-06T02:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/?p=2189"},"modified":"2010-11-06T12:57:34","modified_gmt":"2010-11-06T02:57:34","slug":"dead-possums-do-not-go-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/06\/dead-possums-do-not-go-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Dead possums do not go here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"possum was here by macplusg3, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/stewartsmith\/5149729711\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4128\/5149729711_7718fe9b68.jpg?w=584\" alt=\"possum was here\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are much better places. For example: not in my roof and especially not in my roof with no crawl space and especially especially not in the roof above my office.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are much better places. For example: not in my roof and especially not in my roof with no crawl space and especially especially not in the roof above my office.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5a6n8-zj","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3141,"url":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/02\/mcewans-export\/","url_meta":{"origin":2189,"position":0},"title":"McEwan&#8217;s Export","author":"Stewart Smith","date":"2012-08-02","format":false,"excerpt":"Tasty, not especially special, and does feel like something that's more mass produced than much of the beer I consume (can that be a valid description?). 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