I really want all spammers to die a really slow, painful and final death. I hate them. I really hate them. Especially blog spammers – you should become new armour for battle tanks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I really want all spammers to die a really slow, painful and final death. I hate them. I really hate them. 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Well, personally I think it should carry jail time. Possibly public flogging. 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Damn you spammers. 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