{"id":561,"date":"2006-01-20T10:15:02","date_gmt":"2006-01-20T00:15:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/20\/bloody-right-thumb\/"},"modified":"2006-01-20T10:15:02","modified_gmt":"2006-01-20T00:15:02","slug":"bloody-right-thumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/20\/bloody-right-thumb\/","title":{"rendered":"bloody right thumb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>knife left out overnight &#8211; with stuff on it. I should point out that I&#8217;m not the one who left it out.<\/p>\n<p>Washing it this morning, trying to get gunk off it (what looks like garlic) managed to slice into my right thumb. Also a little on the finger next to it. Blood pouring out. Crap.<\/p>\n<p>No more washing up for me this morning.<\/p>\n<p>At least the knife is sharp though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>knife left out overnight &#8211; with stuff on it. I should point out that I&#8217;m not the one who left it out. Washing it this morning, trying to get gunk off it (what looks like garlic) managed to slice into &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/20\/bloody-right-thumb\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-the-universe-and-everything"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5a6n8-93","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1294,"url":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/10\/soap-nuts\/","url_meta":{"origin":561,"position":0},"title":"Soap nuts","author":"Stewart Smith","date":"2008-12-10","format":false,"excerpt":"The other day I ordered some soap nuts from Green And Nutty - and they arrived (rather quickly) yesterday (or today... 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