{"id":602,"date":"2006-03-01T12:26:31","date_gmt":"2006-03-01T02:26:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/01\/cut-a-bit-of-my-finger-off\/"},"modified":"2006-03-01T12:26:31","modified_gmt":"2006-03-01T02:26:31","slug":"cut-a-bit-of-my-finger-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/01\/cut-a-bit-of-my-finger-off\/","title":{"rendered":"cut a bit of my finger off"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"cut<\/a><\/p>\n

Finger currently bandaged like the above. On monday night i sliced a bit of my finger off. Not too much, it’ll grow back.<\/p>\n

downside of having an unco moment with a good sharp knife.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Finger currently bandaged like the above. On monday night i sliced a bit of my finger off. 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