{"id":649,"date":"2006-04-17T01:31:55","date_gmt":"2006-04-16T15:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/17\/let-me-extend-a-fuck-you-to-skype\/"},"modified":"2006-04-17T01:31:55","modified_gmt":"2006-04-16T15:31:55","slug":"let-me-extend-a-fuck-you-to-skype","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/17\/let-me-extend-a-fuck-you-to-skype\/","title":{"rendered":"Let me extend a &#8220;Fuck You&#8221; to Skype"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.csamuel.org\/2006\/04\/15\/intelskype-deal-locks-out-amd-cpus-for-10-way-calling\/\">Intel\/Skype \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Deal\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Locks Out AMD CPUs For 10-Way Calling at The Musings of Chris Samuel<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fuck You Skype, fuck you right in the ear. Put down the crack pipe and let your users get up from being bent over the car. 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Put down the crack pipe and let your users get up from being bent over the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/17\/let-me-extend-a-fuck-you-to-skype\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumble"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5a6n8-at","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1361,"url":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/22\/what-the-fuck-were-they-smoking\/","url_meta":{"origin":649,"position":0},"title":"what the fuck were they smoking","author":"Stewart Smith","date":"2009-01-22","format":false,"excerpt":"\/* Function to free dboptions hash element *\/ extern \"C\" void free_dbopt(void *dbopt); void free_dbopt(void *dbopt) { free((unsigned char*) dbopt); }","rel":"","context":"In &quot;drizzle&quot;","block_context":{"text":"drizzle","link":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/category\/work-et-al\/drizzle-work-et-al\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":520,"url":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/18\/fuck-netgear\/","url_meta":{"origin":649,"position":1},"title":"fuck netgear","author":"Stewart Smith","date":"2005-12-18","format":false,"excerpt":"Fuck them right in the ear. 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