{"id":659,"date":"2006-04-19T15:20:02","date_gmt":"2006-04-19T05:20:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/19\/parent-hacks-cottonelle-kids-shows-kids-how-much-toilet-paper-to-use\/"},"modified":"2006-04-19T15:20:02","modified_gmt":"2006-04-19T05:20:02","slug":"parent-hacks-cottonelle-kids-shows-kids-how-much-toilet-paper-to-use","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/19\/parent-hacks-cottonelle-kids-shows-kids-how-much-toilet-paper-to-use\/","title":{"rendered":"parent hacks: Cottonelle Kids shows kids how much toilet paper to use"},"content":{"rendered":"

parent hacks: Cottonelle Kids shows kids how much toilet paper to use<\/a>
\n“Also, I buy the kind with aloe. If you’re sweet to your bottom, your bottom will whistle a happy tune.”<\/p>\n

This gave me a good chuckle.<\/p>\n

There has been way too much discussion about toilet habits in the free software community this year. Perhaps it was just the descriptions of gastro on the lca delegates list.<\/p>\n

Mikal has also blogged<\/a> about this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

parent hacks: Cottonelle Kids shows kids how much toilet paper to use “Also, I buy the kind with aloe. If you’re sweet to your bottom, your bottom will whistle a happy tune.” This gave me a good chuckle. 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