{"id":709,"date":"2006-06-06T01:12:49","date_gmt":"2006-06-05T15:12:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/06\/the-special-level-of-hell\/"},"modified":"2006-06-06T13:21:54","modified_gmt":"2006-06-06T03:21:54","slug":"the-special-level-of-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/06\/the-special-level-of-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"the special level of hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(also Malcolm Reynolds if he takes sexual advantage of &#8220;Mrs. Reynolds&#8221;[1])<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to add to that people who don&#8217;t merge their patches.<\/p>\n<p>Special hell.<\/p>\n<p>[1] If you don&#8217;t get the Firefly reference you haven&#8217;t watched Firefly enough. Go do that. Now. No, you can&#8217;t do work first. Firefly, now!<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s also good to note that this is mostly tongue in cheek. although MERGE YOUR FRIGGEN PATCHES BEFORE PUSHING. Every time you don&#8217;t, a cute bunny and baby dies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre&#8221; (also Malcolm Reynolds if he takes sexual advantage of &#8220;Mrs. Reynolds&#8221;[1]) I&#8217;d like to add to that people who don&#8217;t merge their patches. Special hell. 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