{"id":822,"date":"2007-04-21T02:14:20","date_gmt":"2007-04-20T16:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/21\/us-tv-sucks\/"},"modified":"2007-04-21T02:14:20","modified_gmt":"2007-04-20T16:14:20","slug":"us-tv-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/21\/us-tv-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"US TV Sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How many news networks and no news?<\/p>\n<p>If the hotel had Comedy Central at least I could get something from The Daily Show.<\/p>\n<p>Please please save me from the endless stream of non-news &#8211; and I&#8217;m not even receiving FOX.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How many news networks and no news? If the hotel had Comedy Central at least I could get something from The Daily Show. 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