{"id":9,"date":"2001-12-24T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2001-12-24T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/?p=9"},"modified":"2001-12-24T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2001-12-24T05:00:00","slug":"christmas-routine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2001\/12\/24\/christmas-routine\/","title":{"rendered":"christmas routine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not a ritual, it&#8217;s a routine. Six months from the original Yule, a mile away from any meaning that tonight has to Christian folk, I trod down the stairs to participate in the lighting of the candles.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, every year we light candles, turn the lights out, look at them and then blow the candles out. One of my cousins has come down from Brisbane for a holiday, she says it&#8217;s the first time she&#8217;s seen anything like it. She&#8217;d probably be right. They&#8217;re all excited. I&#8217;m not.<\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t mean anything to me. I don&#8217;t beleive in it all. I&#8217;m not a JF*. I&#8217;m not a Christian, and the more I learn about it, the less I like it.<\/p>\n<p>I was watching SBS last night, they had on a program about Weaton College (in the US). A Christian college. There was this program dedicated to the struggle there between the teaching of evolution theory.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s how it goes. Evolution is the work of the devil. It&#8217;s all satan&#8217;s work. Genesis is correct. Ignore all this evolution theory and don&#8217;t listen to it.<\/p>\n<p>Or: We should teach creationism in high-school science classes.<\/p>\n<p>Now, anything pulled out of the  Bible is not science. It&#8217;s religion. The two should not mix. Teach your Genesis in a class studying Christian teachings. Teach evolution in your science class. Evolution is a fucking *theory* &#8211; not &#8220;this is divine truth&#8221;. Learn something before you dismiss it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If my daughter were to lose her faith, I&#8217;d rather see her dead.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Great fucking example there hey boys and girls? Always looking for a crusade. Always wanting to be rightous. Wanting life to be simple. Wanting someone to serve. Not taking responsibility for your own actions. Being a Christian fanatic.<\/p>\n<p>It scares me that a parent would rather see their child dead than finding their own source of happiness.<\/p>\n<p>But maybe this is just me, being big in the &#8220;an it harm none, do as ye will&#8221;. Maybe some got the wrong translation or something &#8211; &#8220;an it harm some, do thy will&#8221;. perhaps we&#8217;ll never know.<\/p>\n<p>Christianity is the biggest perversion of anything their Christ would have preached I could imagine. Someone who promoted tolerance, love and caring. I haven&#8217;t met too many people who&#8217;ve come back from the dead saying &#8220;please kill a whole bunch of people in my name&#8221;. Obviously, we&#8217;re not talking about big fluffy bunnies with bad teeth.<\/p>\n<p>We won&#8217;t have hope for world peace until we accept people for who they are and respect their personal rights. Or maybe you&#8217;d find it easier to tie me to a stake and burn me. Perhaps that would make life easier. Just don&#8217;t toast fucking marshmallows (unless they&#8217;re vegan).<\/p>\n<p>* u know who that reference is for, and i hope you laugh. It&#8217;s a *joke* :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not a ritual, it&#8217;s a routine. Six months from the original Yule, a mile away from any meaning that tonight has to Christian folk, I trod down the stairs to participate in the lighting of the candles. 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