{"id":902,"date":"2007-10-10T16:57:04","date_gmt":"2007-10-10T06:57:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/10\/xkcd-little-bobby-tables\/"},"modified":"2007-10-10T16:57:04","modified_gmt":"2007-10-10T06:57:04","slug":"xkcd-little-bobby-tables","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/10\/xkcd-little-bobby-tables\/","title":{"rendered":"xkcd – little Bobby Tables"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today’s xkcd<\/a> is just wonderful. I think we need giant ones of these on the wall of offices around the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today’s xkcd is just wonderful. I think we need giant ones of these on the wall of offices around the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[14],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mysql","tag-funny-mysql-sql-injection"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5a6n8-ey","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1180,"url":"https:\/\/www.flamingspork.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/25\/rather-appropriate-xkcd-internet-connectivity\/","url_meta":{"origin":902,"position":0},"title":"rather appropriate xkcd (internet connectivity)","author":"Stewart Smith","date":"2008-08-25","format":false,"excerpt":"xkcd yeah, one about internet in new apartment. really feeling that at the moment... except it's a house, not apartment. 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