Alli’s Blog – Jet fuel and where it goes

Alli’s Blog
asks the question “Where does jet fuel go when it’s dumped?”

The answer is, downwards as gravity takes it. There’s fairly well documented cases of this landing in non-ideal places. Best efforts are (supposed) to be made to not to do this in non-ideal places (i.e. over where people are) but it does happen.

The idea is that fuel needs to be dumped in an emergency before a safe landing can be made. (see something like the Aircraft Incidents section on San Francisco airport wikipedia page)

The F-111 is nice as it dumps fuel at the rear of the aircraft between two jets. This has the rather spectacular effect of a “dump and burn”. Arguably a much better thing than spraying fuel onto (land|people|ocean).

I should also point out that yes, it’s a known carcinogen

Why I hate Flash?

Instead of writing my own entry, i’m just going to link to somebody elses. yes, that’s right kids, I’m lazy.

Why I hate Flash? – Diary of a CrazyFrench

Boycott Lexmark

Boycott Lexmark

Rik van Riel calls for a boycott of Lexmark – I’m joining him on this call. The behaviour of Lexmark with this is just crack-smoking crazy talk.

I have never bought a Lexmark and never will. I will also strongly recommend against anyone I know every buying one.

Screw you Lexmark – you suck.

University computer clubs

davyd: request for help asks what other university computer clubs there are out there. I know there is the Monash IT Society (formerly the CSSE Student Club – where CSSE is Computer Science and Software Engineering).

hey, if we’re lucky – Monash will still actually have a Computer Science degree in a few years. If we’re even luckier, we’ll have people left to teach it.

I sincerely hope that actual Computer Science (and the staff who teach it) are treated better elsewhere in Australia.

Hey, if UCC is going to maintain this list, it’s probably worth having a relatively prominent pointer to it on the LA website.

stillhq.com – Let the Apple service ranting continue

stillhq.com – Let the Apple service ranting continue

(with link to APC mag)

These seem to be more extreme than what I’ve experienced.

I should say, that when I have had service done (when there’s not parts coming from sydney or general slowness) it’s been a seemless 1-day affair with the service people not panicing when I say “It doesn’t run MacOS X” when they ask for a password.

Although why anybody would hand over their password to joe-random is beyond me.

There’s these great things called Boot CDs – it seems as if most apple service technicians know how to use them at least.

I would much prefer it though if the HD was easy to pop out so I didn’t have to wipe important data before taking it into service (luckily I’ve never had a totally dead machine with important confidential data stuck on it).

stillhq.com – Did I mention that Apple service sucks?

stillhq.com – Did I mention that Apple service sucks?

I totally empathise with Mikal on this one. My adventures with Apple service has been interesting. Although I’ve usually gotten better result out of being persistent and a giant pain in the arse (I honestly feel sorry for anyone who gets me on the other end of the phone or across the desk at a service center).

I refuse to buy a Dell due to the general crappiness of their laptop hardware – although their service seems to be pretty good, which almost makes up for it…. almost…

The problem I have with the IBMs is that it seems difficult to get a high resolution screen while staying afordable and not weighing a ton (this goes for most PC laptop manufacturers).

At the moment I’m looking at an Asus. I just want to find somewhere that’ll sell it to me with enough (1.5GB+) RAM without me having to dispose of a 512MB stick that I didn’t want in the first place. Ideally, it’d come with a 1GB stick and a free slot (and take the same memory as my current PowerBook so i could swap my existing 1GB stick in).

Oh, and avoiding the MS tax would be nice.

Anyone have any experience with Asus service?

Oh, and Mikal – ring them every day (at least) to check out how it’s going and complain at them. Be annoying. Make them hate you – point out that the easy way to make you happy is to swap it for a functioning one. Ring Apple as well. Oh, and only ever talk to the manager – or the highest person available at the time.

good luck.

Cheap ice blocks

Sandra Mansell talks about the (not so joy) of ant bites but the real joy of cheap icey poles.

They are good – like, really. Why is it that the ones you buy in a huge box for next to nothing are the best ones? Maybe it’s because they are just sugar and water – a winning combination by any standards.

Now I can’t wait for summer, where there’s an excuse to have icey poles. Melbourne winter (still winter in my book – it’s cold) just doesn’t put you in the icey pole mood.

Flying Spaghetti Monster – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Flying Spaghetti Monster – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

You should also check out http://www.venganza.org/ for the letter.

We’re now having to put up with people pressing for the teaching of religion in the Science classroom in .au as well.

Honestly – religion in a religion class and science class. Is it that hard for people to get that into their heads?

Although the 15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense should probably be examined by students.

If people don’t come out of school having learnt how to think then there really was no point to them going there in the first place. We will not progress as a species without understanding and thought.

(this isn’t to say that many core ideals of at least several religions are not a good thing. The idea of being nice to each other for a change is an old one that’s preached by many a religion. I just wish people followed it instead of pretending to.)

Intelligent Falling Theory

(16:08:05) afcowie@jabber.org: http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2
(16:09:16) MacPlusG3: my theory is that it must be because god already has enough stuff.

Comments Are Evil

When a comment above a function says “returns -1 on error” and the code does the exact oposite (returns -1 anyway except if there was out of memory error, which may be #defined to -1 anyway) it’s a bit annoying when you first look at it.

Remember kids, comments in code are evil. They are wrong – or misleading at best. They only ever say what one person at some point in the past thought they beleived the code did. The definitive record is the code itself.

(there are possible exceptions to this rule… maybe… internals can be good to document – but arguably it should be *away* from the code so that you don’t start thinking the documentation is accurate and up to date – because it’s not).

Shipping Policy

Shipping Policy

(Due to customer’s feedback: DHL will not be our shipping option any more, no matter what how cheap it is)

Incidently, i’m looking at an ASUS A6U – trying to find out more about it though.

Full iPod’s Lament

Well, it’s happenned – my ipod is full. Not so much full, as overflowing. There’s now a bunch of music that just doesn’t fit.

The good news is the 60GB ones are less than $600 – which is about what i payed for this when I bought it (wow, was it 18months ago… maybe).

The added battery life would be welcome too – esp when travelling.

noise cancelling headphones a no-no

Well, this review over at ZDnet seems to say that the Bose Quiet Comfort 2 Acoustic Noice Cancelling headphones have leather. The suck. Well, that strikes them off my list.

In case you didn’t know, I don’t do the leather thing.

There’s also a disturbing review over at Amazon from a guy who seems to know what he’s talking about (Grado make great ‘phones – mine are supurb).

So, the sound quality may not be all that great (although people rave about the noise reduction – and that’s worth something, but maybe for $299USD I’d expect something that at least matches my $150AUD Grado ‘phones).

So, anyone got ideas for something decent for travelling with (planes) that doesn’t involve a dead cow?

Maybe in-ear earphones is what i’m looking for….

Something strange with rss

hrrm… 304 not modified. I wonder if posting an entry will fix it.

Tax

Well, I can now sit down and do my tax. Urgh. Not looking forward to it.

Although… I wonder if eTax will work under qemu and wine…. sounds like a lot of trouble, maybe I’ll just do it the paper way until they come to their senses and have an eTax that works on more than win32.

faster IMAP

wow, courier-imap in sarge is so much faster than in woody. I see noticable speed improvements now. I also don’t see weird stuff happenning with offlineimap (terminating due to unexpected EOF). Much happier with mail.

Also, on another note, I’ve started using Evolution’s vfolders again. Talk about cool. Also, I still have memory free (which is a big improvement over times gone by).

A warmer place to work…

So, aparrently our 7 year heater is really old and we shouldn’t expect much from it.

No, really.

A switch had broken. Again. The same one that was replaced less than two years ago.

So, I ask our Northern European friends – what’s a good brand and model for a natural gas central heater that’s not going to require fixing every year?

Heater woes….

Aparrently they’re only meant to last 10 years.

Pity ours is only seven.

You’re also meant to have a service every two years.

We, of course, being responsible people, have had someone out every year – when it’s busted.

Oh, and the company that made it isn’t actually the company that made it, they bought it out and have nothing to do with this stuff.

Great.

So I sit with a small electric heater dreading going outside the office in fear of freezing.

It’s such fun going out in the car – it warms up quickly. I think I feel like going for a drive tonight. Anywhere really, as long as I can use my car heating.

Amazing amount of Cruft

Went through part of the package list on the box I use for mail. Wow, a lot of cruft accumulated over the years.

I guess it has been used for a number of things, and this Debian thing is so easy to just upgrade instead of re-install, so I’ve done just that.

Why I need X and GNOME and esound on a headless box that doesn’t make noise is quite beyond me. Oh well, I guess at one stage I did have a screen hooked up and the KDE desktop backgrounds was really important.

Ministry for Crap Design

Every year our heating breaks. Every darn year. Aparrently the way to get a reliable central heating system is to have one that’s 15 years old. Ours is a bit newer and part of the series of heaters (aparrently all of them) that suffer from the Ministry of Crap Design getting involved (meaning they break every year).

It’s bloody freezing in here. maybe 12 degrees. It’s 10 outside.

Bloody miserable cold winter.

I almost feel like getting in my car where the heater works and working from there (wireless signal should be strong enough).